April 17, 2012

California King.



{Pants} Nordstrom Rack; {Top} Nordstrom; {Necklace} Francesca's; {Shoes} Nordstrom Rack

So my sister moved, as I'm sure you recall. And my roommates are hardly ever home before it gets dark. So I had to resort to Corey, this one boy that I'm sorta, kinda, maybe dating. JK. We're dating. But I feel awkward when my sister takes the pictures for me, so you can just imagine how incredibly awkward I was having Corey take them for me. The last picture is my, "I feel super awkward because a guy just walked by and you're taking pictures of me and I hate it" face. But I'm sure I'll make him take more pictures for me because he can sooooooo I'll have to get used to it? Yeah. Anyway. We walk back to my house and he makes a joke about how I felt so awkward so I turned around and made him take a picture. Turns out he doesn't feel awkward. But he is wearing my old hipster glasses. Don't be fooled by these. He's no hipster. He's a babe. A surfer/football player babe from California.  And he was specific on what/where from his clothing was. 
{Shorts} Active (He made it apparent that Active stores are only located in California);
{Shirt} Costco (3-pack. Duh); 
{Shoes} Chucks (Me-"What shoes are you wearing in that pic?" Corey-"Converse. But call them Chucks, k?"

So we came back inside and I started making dinner. Hold the gasp. I know, I never cook but I need to start. So I went alllllll out tonight and made the incredibly hard meal, noodles and tomatoes. Now, you're probably thinking two things right now. "What are noodles and tomatoes?" and "That doesn't sound very hard to make." You're right on that last one. I was totally joking. Easiest dinner ever. As for the first question, noodles and tomatoes are just noodles in tomato juice. I explained this to Corey and he laughed at me. Not sure why we call it that but that's what Momma says! So I'm cooking/burning my tongue and I call my mom to ask her a question (YES a question about how to make noodles and tomatoes. Sorry that I have next to no cooking experience). I tell her I'm with Corey and she says, "I still don't have a nickname for him." My mom ALWAYS makes up nicknames for the guys I date. She usually comes up with names right on the spot so it's odd that she doesn't have one yet. Then she says, "Does Corey know that he gets one strike and then he's out?" Me-"Um, no Mom that hasn't come up yet..." Mom- "Do I need to talk to him? Do I need to tell him that he's only got one strike?" Which resulted in me dying of laughter and having to explain to Corey why. So now he knows about the one strike you're out rule. Which I didn't even know was a rule? But apparently it is. Thanks Momma. Needless to say my mom is hilarious. Oh, and the pictures below are the result of finding another pair of fake hipster glasses. Corey-"I look like a beaver in the middle picture." Me-"No you don't." Corey-"I don't like my hair in these pictures." Me-"Hahahaha." I know I'm probably making him seem like he's high maintenance or something but he's just all jokes. He makes me laugh constantly and he is honestly the kindest person I've ever known. He hates when I say nice things about him though so I'll stop. The end . Oh. And he told me to call this post California King, in hopes that my mother will choose that as his nickname I think. 

Did I mention that our birthdays are three days apart? Yep. Mine is the 24th and his is the 27th. Yep. I'm three days older than him. I'm such a cougar. Anyway. It's my birthday week :) 22 here I come!

10 comments:

  1. haha carl always makes up totally wrong names and refers to his sisters bf's as random weird names. before dinner i told him his name was corey and he was like "oh okay got it, keith." i said no seriously, dont do that. so if he whips out wrong names just know its a good thing for him. i'll be sure to let him know he prefers california king ;)

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  2. haha : ) love this post! it's so true about taking pics.. so awkward. I'm waiting for the day when it's no longer weird. also..it's a sign... Drew & I/me/mine's birthdays are 3 days apart in may! I'm the 24th. He's the 21st. i'm loving the cute pics of you two

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  3. whoa hi. you guys are the CUTEST. rub some of that cuteness on me please. oh and happy early birthday! :)

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  4. oh my gosh, this is totally something my husband would do. tell the bf that he looks awesome and i love his chucks.

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  5. HAHAH.. Oh yes you are totally a cougar, 22. DANG, you are old. Quit being so dang cute!! Ya'll are lovely together :)

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  6. Great pictures! Seems like you have yourself a keeper :) P.S. My birthday is on the 26th.. yay for being 2 days apart!

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  7. happy birthday week! you are so cute! I love all your outfits!

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  8. I randomly wandered over to your blog through the kb files and laughed at this post...Corey is my cousin! Love it! You're adorable and he's a stud, so I approve (not that either of you asked for it). Cute couple though! :-)

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