Pet Peeve :: People who follow fashion rules. Why? Because I believe there are no rules. Well. Okay, there are a few. But rules are made to be broken, right? Right. Just agree with me so we can move on. Thanks.
If you haven't guessed already, today we are going to talk about the supposed 'Rules of Fashion;' which ones can and should be broken, and which ones should remain intact. Because we need balance. We need to live on the edge and break rules and be unique. We also need structure in our lives. (I sound like a school teacher, I'm aware).
Rules to be broken ::
--'Do not wear brown and black together.'
I don't know who decided this and when it was decided but I'm guessing it was at some point in the
80's. Please forget this. Please, please, please. I wear brown and black together literally every single day
of my life. Brown boots, black leggings. It's beautiful and it works. Stop living in the 80's.
--'Do no wear gold and silver together.'
I am surprised every time I hear someone say this. Again, I literally wear gold and silver together every
single day of my life. This might be bold, but I might even say that gold and silver go together better than
brown and black. In my opinion. I am even more surprised by girls who get white gold (aka: silver)
engagement rings because, 'I wear silver way more than gold and I can't wear gold and silver together.'
Yes. You. Can. Stop thinking that right now. Gold and silver were meant to be together. (Except in
'two-toned' engagement rings. Yuck).
--'Your belt must match your shoes.'
This is only true for men in suits. Sorry men, but yes you still have to match your belt to your shoes
when you wear that beautifully tailored suit of yours. (Please wear beautifully tailored suits. Nothing is
sexier). But ladies, This couldn't be farther from the truth for you. Mix and match. Wear a black belt
and brown shoes. AH! Scary I know. It's fine, promise.
--'Your purse must match your outfit.'
This is gross and ladies, you all need to stop doing it. It was cute in the 80's and 90's, sure. It's cute for
a 5 year old. It's not cute for you. The less you match the better. Pull in a bright colored (or neon)
purse with a neutral outfit. Pull in a neutral colored purse with a bright colored outfit. It all works. Just
don't go back to the middle school days where you wore white pants a green shirt and a green polka
dot purse. Please.
--'Don't wear white after labor day.'
I blogged about this on
Lime Ricki awhile back. I don't know who made up this rule but I hate it. And I
have never followed it. Maybe because I grew up in place where it rarely gets cold? I think the only
reason they made this rule is because it gets cold after labor day. Bleh. It's alright I promise. One of my
favorite things to do is wear all white. It's so beautiful and classy. Do it. Whatever time of year it may
be.
--'Never wear tights with open-toed shoes.'
What? This is one of my favorite looks ever. Please wear tights with open-toed shoes as much as
possible! I also encourage you to wear socks with your open toed shoes. Nothing wrong with that in
any way. Super cute look.
Rules to stay intact ::
--'Do not wear socks with sandals.'
I shouldn't even have to address this. It breaks my heart a little that I have to. But it's amazing how
often I see it here in the Valley of Happy. Do. Not. Wear. Socks. With. Sandals. Ever. Ever. 'Oh, I'm
just going to run to the store and get something so I'll just slip on these sandals even though I have
socks on..' Don't. How much harder is it to put on a pair of sneakers? It's not. Men, I'm mainly
speaking to you right now. Please don't do it. (This does not apply to shoes like the picture below
labeled 'open-toed shoes.')
(Yep. That's the only rule of fashion I can think of that needs to be kept. There are probably more but, to prove my point even more I'm not going to go out looking for them. Don't follow the 'Rules of Fashion.')
Rules I'm making up ::
--'Stop wearing giant flowers in your hair.'
But seriously. They were never cute and I hardly even like them on babies. So just don't wear them.
--'Uggs.'
Just don't wear Uggs.
--'Do not wear short skirts/dresses with boots.'
Hey. We've talked about this already. A few times actually. Please don't wear this outfit ladies. It
seriously makes you look trashy. So. Trashy. It also makes you look like you're in middle school. And it
makes you look like a cowgirl. Which might be what you're going for but just remember that it still
makes you look trashy. The only way to fix this outfit is to add tights. (Not opaque tights. Opaque tights
are yuck). And, depending on the shortness of the skirt, sometimes that doesn't even work.
SOLUTION! Don't wear super short skirts. Ta da! Now you don't look trashy and guys don't think
dirty thoughts in their mind about you and your mother won't tell you to change and you won't have to
continuously pull your skirt down so your ass (sorry) doesn't show and you won't have to worry if your
who-ha is showing when your uncross your legs and I won't have to write ridiculous run on's like this
anymore.
The End.
PS. We should all wear more sequins, more neon, more gold, and more fur. Just sayin.
PSS. All of this is opinion. But I really like my opinion so you should probably follow it :)
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| Gold & Silver |
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| White on White |
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| Brown & Black |
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| Belt & Shoes |
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| Purse Doesn't Match |
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| Open-Toed Shoes |