What's with all the SPAM emails and such. The other day, I found a facet of Craigslist that I wasn't familiar with. It allowed me to post my resume so that potential employers could find it and possibly offer me a job. Unfortunately, the SPAM bastards have found it and have tried to lure me in. Let me share my emailed response to one such SPAM message. My wife liked my gentle responses. Now, remember that I specifically said what I was looking for which was doing physical work and trying to learn a trade or apprenticeship.
I don't know why, but I looked at your link anyways. This doesn't look like physical labor or a skill in any trade I am familiar with. Are you spamming me?
He suprisingly resonded with:
no not spamming just thought you might want to try something less physical for a career a job where you would not have to work forever I was in that industry (boilermaker) working in refineries and I definitely did not want to do that forever so I took a chance and voila here I am extending an invite for you to take a chance to become financially independent
So, being very touched by his/her sincerity, I responded:
Thank you for being so caring. That is truly a genuine characteristic these days. When someone reaches out to help another without thought of themself, you just don't hear about that much anymore. You are too kind.
The Spamming bastard surprised me again and said:
I didn't know what to say. The BS had overtaken my shovel and I was now wading through it, I could only say:
That sounds so nice. Simply incredible. I don't know what to say.
There has been no additional response...
P.D.
The Spammer sent me:
It’s time for you to
get serious about taking control of your financial
destiny!
I don't know why, but I looked at your link anyways. This doesn't look like physical labor or a skill in any trade I am familiar with. Are you spamming me?
He suprisingly resonded with:
no not spamming just thought you might want to try something less physical for a career a job where you would not have to work forever I was in that industry (boilermaker) working in refineries and I definitely did not want to do that forever so I took a chance and voila here I am extending an invite for you to take a chance to become financially independent
So, being very touched by his/her sincerity, I responded:
Thank you for being so caring. That is truly a genuine characteristic these days. When someone reaches out to help another without thought of themself, you just don't hear about that much anymore. You are too kind.
The Spamming bastard surprised me again and said:
that's what makes the world go around helping others someone gave me a
nudge and a helping hand and I would like to do the same for others and if this
opportunity is for you I dont want you to miss out you never know you might be
great at marketing and its pretty simple once you get your feet wet I'm
serious if I can do so can you who wouldn't want financial freedom and be
independently wealthy
I didn't know what to say. The BS had overtaken my shovel and I was now wading through it, I could only say:
That sounds so nice. Simply incredible. I don't know what to say.
There has been no additional response...
P.D.
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